Pez erryday.

I love camping, and by extension, going to festivals.

I also love my own face, my house is full of mirrors, I watch myself an obscene amount of the time.

Now what I really love is going away somewhere and not having the opportunity to check myself out - I’m not anxious if I can’t, it’s just nice to have the opportunity.

Then when I am away and I finally see myself after 3 days of shameless behaviour - and, like an animal, not only seeing myself for the first time, but understanding that I’m seeing myself - I recoil in horror. Actual horror.

Beware the Extrovert!

The worldwide Extrovert conspiracy - they never tire, they feed on human emotions, they are not like you or me!!

Do Not Approach. Do Not Apprehend. Do Not Communicate.

Energy Vampires with their sights set firmly on you and your loved ones.

You’ve suddenly joined a small group of ghost hunters that you met after being accosted by a homeless person outside Greggs, at first you thought they were trying to give you a flyer for Heaven and Hell.

After much deliberation, you decide it’s best to strike when x factor is on, the streets are strangely empty before saturday night is in full swing.

In your hand you have a poundland bag full of salt that’s been blessed by the local priest who visits the ymca, it leaks when you hold it at a certain angle - there weren’t any other plastic bags spare.

comic sans ouija board
my aesthetic in 4 words

I hate screaming children. There’s been a disproportionate amount of it going on today and I don’t know what to say about it, it’s killing me.

thanks drugs . com

thanks drugs . com

Wizard discovers she can use imp bones to create crude amphetamine - accidentally doses self first time - spend 16 hours reciting litanies.

"Me and N decided to go back to his house, making a portal was extremely easy - everything seemed so easy in my head, couldn’t stop my hands from shaking though.
[Erowid Note: Teleporting while intoxicated, tripping, or extremely sleep deprived is dangerous and irresponsible because it endangers other people. Don’t do it!]

We went up to his room and smoked a bowl, eventually N’s mum came home so I decided to leave.

It was around 3am at this point and I realised I wasn’t going to be able to sleep so I decided to clean my tower.”

Exp Year: 210 - Year of the Girded Dragon
ExpID: AJI18 
Gender: Female 
Age at time of experience: 310

My soul has been trapped in hell.

one day, in the far future, the cracked.com of the time will create a list of “most popular tracks from history you’ve never heard of” and Sandstorm will be number 1 - this is not your world