My next door neighbours got a dog today. That means I have had the privilege of hearing their small child scream its name, on average, once every 15 seconds - for the last 4 hours.
I’m going to scream, I can’t imagine how the dog feels.
tfw the eschaton still isn’t immanentized
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I think “juggalo furry” is the most upsetting thing I’ve thought about in a long while.
When I was in school my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.
I told her I wanted to be annihilated by bass.
She said I didn’t understand the question.
I said she didn’t understand life.